Here’s a scenario for you.
It’s your wife’s birthday today. You wake up, the sun is shining, the birds are singing their daylight songs, your loving partner is gazing longingly into your eyes and the first thought in your head goes something like this: “Oh crap. It’s her birthday today. I bet she remembers. Why didn’t I remember? Woah… I’m in so much trouble.
What do you do?
Do you, A: Immediately go into defensive mode and say that you were too busy this week to pick up a gift, but you’ll make it up to her, promise? B: Admit you forgot simply because you forgot but that it doesn’t mean she’s any less special because of your forgetfulness. Or C: Jump out of bed, run to the nearest flower shop, buy her anything on hand, get home and say, “Happy Birthday!!”?
Guys, if you relate to this situation and have found yourself stuttering through either A, B or C, then you may want to read on.
Ladies, if this story feels all too familiar, fear not, we have come up with a splendid solution to help ease the annoyance felt during what we like to call, Man Moments.
Ask yourself these three questions:
1. Did you forget to do something really important causing unnecessary stress in your love life?
2. Do you need to say, “I’m sorry” but are not quite sure how to?
3. Did your wife find the item you’ve been looking for all day, right where she said it would be? 🙂
If you answered YES to one or more of these questions, then you have indeed been overcome by a pesky man moment and could possibly benefit from our newest creation, the Memory Club.The Memory Club, has been designed specifically for the vast majority of men out there who come into our shop for last minute gifts and bouquets for birthdays, anniversary’s, Mother’s Day, Valentines Day, the list goes on. And it’s not just limited to your wife’s or girlfriend’s special occasions either. There’s your mum, mum-in-law, sister, grandmother, daughter and anyone else who appreciates a thoughtful gift.
We’ve simplified the art of giving to your loved ones down to a few easy steps on our Memory Club page.
Provide us with the occasion, the name of your special someone, and the date you would like their gift delivered and we will do the rest, year after year. We’ll call you in advance of the date and determine exactly what kind of flowers or gift basket you would like delivered and even include a personalized note if you wish.
Sounds too easy doesn’t it? That’s because it is. Giving doesn’t have to be hard, it just has to be remembered. At my florist shop, we promise to remember for you and help make the day of someone special you care about even better.
So if you feel like you’ve been recently afflicted by regular man moment’s, join the Memory Club for free today! And ladies, if repetitive man moment’s are affecting your life, talk to your man about joining. Sometimes they just need a little hint… :
Reblogged from my old website to remind men that the Memory Club ordered your flowers for Valentines Day, so you don’t forget to remember!!!